Where will you be my darling? Where will you be when the dark is rising?
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Okay, I guess I owe an update. Heh. On Tuesday I hung out with Ruz and Nix to do our assignments. I did figures while they did typography, which, luckily for them, isn't Lilyfied for torture. My mom was working at the skating rink shop in Pyramid that day so I followed her back. Along the way, her friend Rachel calls and asks us to join her and her friend Flora for a steamboat. This was my third in a week -.-. Geez. So we joined them. So here's something you should know first, Rachel and Flora are tomboys. Not in the guy-ish, gam-ish kinda way. I mean really short hair, very manly features (as much as a woman can have) and they're both lesbians too. I'm not discriminating, but you'll see why I bothered to mention this fact later.
After eating the steamboat, Rachel wanted to go into some pub where her girlfriend works. Man! If I had known I'd have free alcohol, I wouldn've eaten less so I could have more room to drink. So there I was, in a pub, with a lot of pretty staff, along with my mom and her friends. Trust me when I say I doubt any of you have ever (or will ever) end up in this situation.
Oh, Gary and Karnex, this place is similar to our dirty little secret place. Remember? Only much better -.-, and prettier. And no drinks for them. I'm sure you get what I mean =p.
Anyhoo, Rachel and Flora are regulars, so they know everyone. Rachel's girlfriend also introduced a lot of the staff, plus many of the pretty girls who work there. Heh! One of them was Manman, or Shanshan. I couldn't really hear, due to the music. Either way, she was the prettiest girl in the entire vicinity, no kidding. Her beauty was like Oh My Donuts! kinda pretty! Very sexy, very sultry. I was literally stunned when I saw her. Shook hands and the usual formalities, and she sat next to me. Yay! But she was chatting with Rachel and Flora the whole time -.-. So now I'm sitting in a table with 2 tomboys, a really, amazingly, gorgeous girl sitting beside me, and my mom sitting across me. Again, I doubt any of you will ever end up in this situation.
Here's the thing. Shanshan (let's just assume this is her name) is an amazingly gorgeous girl. Prettier than Fish Leong, prettier than Hebe, and it hurts to say this, but even prettier than my dearest, dear-dear Jolin! Yeah! She looks THAT good. And she's right beside me! They were showing WWE on the projector, so I watched that, and occasionally glanced at the "goddess" beside me. Lmao. I didn't want to glance too much, since my mom was across me -.-. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS NOT TO LOOK?! Heck, that kinda willpower usually comes from monks and nuns. Again! Another situation none of you will ever end up in!
After a while all the pretty girls went to the stage and sang many songs, in succession while doing a simple dance in unison. There were 12 very pretty girls, Shanshan included, plus a gay guy (I mean it, I'm not insulting him here) who would sing on stage. After a song or two, they'd pass it to the next person in line, and it would go on and on. While singing, the customers could buy some sort of wreath (RM 20) and it'd go around the neck of the person they bought it for. There's a mega-wreath (RM 50), a tiara (RM 200) and a queen's robe kinda thing (RM 800). The more things you wear, the more the people (or person, if they're bloody rich) is supporting you. One cute girl ended up with 2 tiaras, a queen's robe, and at least 20 wreaths and 10 mega-wreaths. All bought by some drunk guy on the table beside me. Whatever is earned from that is split in half with the boss and the person who received it. My dearest Shanshan got less than the gay guy -.-. What THE!
Anyhoo, the free alcohol was nice. In the hour and a half I spent there, I drank only 20 cups, since the steamboat was freaking filling. Rachel's girlfriend kept refilling my drinks for me, heh. She'd be like "Hey boyfriend, come drink!" or "Hey boyfriend, come, bottoms up!" She was very cheerful and bubbly. Perhaps her best compliment was with me and Shanshan when we were shaking hands. She was like "Handsome boy meet pretty girl!" Lol, thank you.
My mom wanted to go off after a while so we went off first. Thanking Rachel and Flora extensively for the free alcohol (and I really mean it! Alcohollllll~). My mom refused to let me drive, even though I was extremely sober and all that food I ate earlier would ensure that I wouldn't be drunk one bit. While she was driving, I was asking about some of the staff members, and here's where I got to know about the relationships and all. Then when I asked who was Flora's girlfriend, my mom told me Shanshan. Maybe its a good thing my mom drove after all. I think I'd get into a car accident if I drove and heard that. AGAIN! How many of you will actually have the girl that smittened you in a few seconds be a lesbian!