Lamentations

Monday, January 29, 2007

Wow... it's been extremely windy for the past few days

I'm certainly not complaining, because it makes a nice change from the usual hot and humid weather. The wind blowing in your face and hair... it's really comfortable, not to mention it makes you look kind of cool when the wind is blowing on you.

Well, yeah, cool alright, but other objects don't fare as well. Hmmm.. I exited the checkpoint and was heading past Mobil to meet my dad in Komtar, and around this time, the wind was blowing even stronger than when I had just crossed the Singapore Checkpoint. Like I mentioned, it was cooling and felt very nice, although walking against it was a little hard. I had seen clues of the wind's power: the Mobil garbage can shaking, the Malaysian flag fluttering wildly, and yes girl, you with the silky miniskirt, I'm sorry, but everyone did see alot more than you intended when the wind blew.

Well, it's not naive to not expect anything to fly in your direction right? Sure, maybe some paper, some gravel from the construction site nearby, and plenty of litter, but to have something big and heavy fly in your direction? No way right? Yeah, I thought so too.

Was enjoying the wind and walking, when suddenly Mobil's garbage can lid literally flew off the bin and went towards me!

DUCK!

*Boom* *Clatter* *Bongk*

I'm so glad that wasn't my car.

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8:36 AM

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

aye... so yea.. 3rd week of hols... i'm seriously getting lazy to think about the past and retype it down. lol, so dun mind if i seem to fast forward or sth.. zzz.. rite... my final week of hols!

i went for the cg appreciation which was actually a chalet for 3 days 2 nites.. well... yea, i'll get on with the details later...so nehoo, i was a little late, so i met up with isabel and huizhen who were waiting for their frens at punggol mrt... we were the last group to arrive =x.. and afte that we started the games! eh 1st one was we were divided into groups.. we each had to learn almost nething about each other and we'd be questioned.. loser had to put toothpaste on some part of their body -.-... well, my group was isabel, linghui, karen (for all u faithful readers.. bleah, its another karen, not the one in my previous cg) 2 other guys, who's names i forgot (sorry!)... for my question, it was super easy, wat was my age... linghui got it wrong -.-... good thing they din hear it properly and i was asked again! haha! ok.. later we went on for some kinda capture the flag game... eh, my team was black, 6 colours if i rmb... all divided into different places, ours was near a tree, very useful cuz ppl only managed to steal one flag of ours while the remaining 2 were kept super safe..meanwhile all the other teams had some flags captured, and so their "captives" joined the team that took their flags... lol, zzz, i was captured once tho... cuz isabel and i were the attacking forces.. we're subject to being captured if they throw water bombs and hit us... it seemed isabel pretty much enjoyed getting captured and i ended up having to free her quite often.. i got hit once... zzz, and isabel freed me after.. lol.. slowly 1 by 1 all the other groups flags were all taken and then integrated into the team that took over them.. only my team and gary's team were left.. and eventually i captured the mentos candies which led to takeover's of them and eventually cuz of me, my group won.. woots! so the 1st team to get eliminated would be floured... like wet flour water bombs tossed onto them after water and fry flour was tossed on them 1st...how do i know so much? cuz i was a victim! argh, they wanted to bring one person from another team to join in the forfeit and i was chosen of all ppl...zzz, the "benefits" of being well known in the zone.. haha...oh well.. i became white but the good thing was that we had no qualms about getting more wet and dirty and it was a waterbomb fight afterwards!

alex, juswin and i got the worst of the flour so we spent some time washing up.. haha.. while taking a shower after that.. we ate then headed to this main area for our appreciation! well i cant name out all the winners, but xinmei, isabel, huizhen and joan won awards... proud of all of u... keep growing in God yea? reid and cedric entertained us while introducing the next few phases of the appreciation... testimony's and the such.... its really great to see how God changes ppl amen? words alone cant really describe the atmosphere of the appreciation and wat went thru... u really needa be there to experience it...so yea after that we went to the beach to play games and jus chat around at the beach... fellowshipped with the new frens shiyin, olivia, jasmine, esther and jonathan.. hmm. they seem like nice ppl, lol.. but its gonna take a while to know them better... =/ after that we went back to the chalet and decided to sleep a bit while ordering mac... after that we were woken up to enjoy the mac meal... haha... then me and karen basically talked for most of the remaining 3 hrs till we needed to wake up shiyin, esther and olivia for the sunrise. haha.. well we walked off all the way to the far side of the beach, and watched the sunrise while they took pics.. karen and i were talking most of the time... lol... good person, and good fren i jus made.. haha...

we went back to the camp area after the sunrise was really fully up and there was nth left to see.. i went off to sleep and so did the rest.. when they rest were leaving i got up and said goodbyes to everyone who was leaving... only 5 guys were staying behind... lol, me, zhixian, cedric, jon and james... haha... well after sending everyone off i dropped back to sleep with zhixian in the guy's bunks... around 12 we woke up and chatted about our spiritual life b4 slowly dropping off back to sleep..LOL, cuz we were still so tired from staying up... around 4 the other 3 guys came back from home to buy noodles and stuff for us.... we ate and ate b4 getting ready to have a waterbomb fight... 5 guys only! WOOTS! haha.. it was initially free for all but in the end was more of me and zhixian vs the other 3 guys.. turns out we did well since i still had like 10 bombs left when they ran out, tho cedric koh stole zhixian's waterbombs! lol! freak! haha.. we also used the waterhose (well i did) like nobody's business.. lol.. in the end we all played soccer in the main area where we had the cg appreciations... it was slippery tho and it began to pour HEAVILY outside... so we took this time to clean up the camp to the best of our efforts but left a mcChicken burger outside and some tape...then while the remaining 4 went in to clean up and shower, i took off my slippers and walked out into the pouring rain... the rain was so bad even walking on the stone walkways the water reached up to my ankles 0.0.... well i walked to the entrance, which was closed but enjoy the water really pouring over me and running over my feet. was seriously relaxing and really made my mind feel in peace... till zhixian came over and wondered wat i was doing... lol.. chatted a bit on personal stuff b4 heading back in after the rain died down and the drains were no longer flooded. oh ya, i forgot to mention.. we slept in the gals dorm.. LOL, cuz their toilet was inside the dorm and cleaner, plus it was more accessible than the guy's dorm, who's toilets were seriously dirty (uh, thanks to us... haha!) and rite beside the grass...zzz...so yea... after showering and stuff we jus stayed in there eating chips, drinking pop, playing dai dee and other card games b4 doing a bit of out little quiet time... reading the bible and stuff... we decided to finish the instant noodles and walked out.. guess wat? we found the mcChicken had been eaten! the meat was gone, the scattered veggies were left and the bread was left, half eaten... the wrapper was torn to shreds too... i assume it was a rat, but james asumed it was jon.. LOL.. spent the nite chatting away in the dark about various stuff while the toilet kept flushing by itself...zzz, creepy.. i went there to take a look everytime it flushed but couldnt find wat caused it... the gals never mentioned a haunted auto-flushing toilet =/...

next morn we cleaned up and went off back home.... aye, great time there..

and as for the next few events i'm way too lazy to post them in detail.. so here they are!

1st day of skool after it started again watched blood diamond with chenjng and yanting.. they owed me a meal and movie cuz they lost in getting 4 marks or better for their n lvls... whew.. if i lost it would be me treating them! good movie neway.. very touching and based on real events in africa

got pangseh'd by adrian.. he told me to meet him in np to go home together.. i went there and spent a hr searching... half looking for familiar faces.... in the end it poured so bad and i realized np isnt really nice to go around in rain.. the shelters are all in bad places...zzz, by the time i reached jb i was soaked to the core.. i was walking in rain in a thunderstorm.. my shoes were heavy and my hair was super shiny and wet... all thanx to adrian pangseh-ing.... freako -.-

cuz of the heavy rain, it flooded johor! so bad that when i called tiffany to ask whether i could skip skool cuz johor was flooded she said no prob... take care and dun drown.. LOL

next week i had insomnia for 5 straight days.. i dunno wat happend to me.. i'd lie on bed jus trying to get myself to sleep to no avail.. it died off after friday tho.. thank God

then i got grounded for coming home late.. zzz, jus cuz i was late going home once... argh... its been troubling, but its been testing my faith dramatically

delirious also popped by for our svcs... robin harfouche and john avanzini couldnt make it tho.. aye, but still, powerful praise and worship from them nonetheless, very enjoyable going to God's presence with them leading songs... plenty of new ones and nice lcd lyrics too...

ah well.. here's to my post... been ages.. so ya, sorry if i dragged on typing... here's to my post! nitez

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1:19 AM

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

and here's a bit more humour... forgot where i got it.. lol

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.

When I decided to get married, I told the pastor that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more troubles with that damn dog than I ever foresaw.

Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."

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10:59 PM

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i was jus reading on backronyms and managed to get these few funny ones... lol... i think u'd know that an acronym is a word that is made up if initials of the words if forms... so for example ministry of education is MOE rite? well backronym is a little different.. take SENTOSA for example.... it could be a backronym for "so expensive nothing to see actually"... get it?

enjoy, lol... apologies for the vulgar words in some of them.. i directly copied them, so yea.. hope u wun mind them too much...

Army stands for "Aren't Really Marines Yet".
Marine stands for 'My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment' or 'Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential'
USMC stand for 'Uncle Sam's Mad Children' or 'Uncle Sam's migrating Chimpanzees'
The Buffalo Bills NFL team is "Boy I Love Losing Super Bowls."
MARTA, Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority, is often referred to as "Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta".
NASA, National Aeronautics and Space Administration was jokingly referred to as "Need Another Seven Astronauts", after the 1986 Challenger explosion, in which seven astronauts were killed.
Waco, (What A Cook-Out) In reference to Waco, Texas and the controversial ATF seige of the Branch Dividian ranch in 1993.

and a list of backronyms of airplane comapanies... haha, sorry if some seem racist, i jus took it all and pasted it

AA (American Airlines) - Always Awful
AI (Air India) - Allah Informed
ALITALIA - Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival , Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) - Better On A Camel, Bloody Old and Careless
CA (Air China) - Choose Another
CAAC (Civil Aviation Authority of China ?) - Chinese Airline Always Canceled , China Airlines Always Crashes
CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) - Can't Promise Anything (New code CAI) - Crash And Ignite, Call Ambulance Immediately, Circle Airport Indefinitely, Cruise Above Iceland, Cancel Alaskan Itinerary, Call Attendants "Idiots", Check All Items, Copilots Are Imbeciles, Casual Atmosphere Inside
DELTA - Don't Even Leave The Airport, Don't Ever Leave The Airport, Don't Even Let Them Aboard (referring to the terrorists?), Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
EAL (Eastern) - Eastern's Always Late
ELAL - Every Landing Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)- Joke About Time
KLM - Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty, after the Lockheed bribe scandal which involved HRH Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands)
LOT (Polish Airlines) - Last One There, Luggage On Tarmack (wave 'bye!)
LUFTHANSA - Let Us Fu.k The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available
PA (Philippine Airways)- Please Avoid
PAL (Phil. Airlines) - Philippines Always Late
PAN AM - Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) - Please Inform Allah, Panic In Air, Perhaps I Arrive
QANTAS - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
SABENA (Belgium) - Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) - Sweet And Sexy, Sex And Service
SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) - So Incredible Ah
TACA - Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl.) - Take Another Plane
TRANSAVIA - To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed.
TWA (Transworld Airl.) - Travel Without Arrival, Try Walking, A$$hole , Try Walking Again, The Worst Airline, Took Wrong Airline, Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective), Travel With Arabs, Terrorist Welcome Aboard, Terrorists With Arms, Teenie Weenie Airlines, Traveling Without Air, Tiny Wings Aflappin , Time Waste Airlines
US Air - Unfortunately, Still Awful In Reality

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10:58 AM

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40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women live longer than men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

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10:56 AM

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here's a few facts to keep u at least reading... i mite have typed a bit too much jus now.. so enjoy!

1. China has close to 25% of the world's population.
2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890.
3. Cows sweat through their noses.
4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day.
5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use in China.
6. Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean.
7. Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap.
8. Dave Matthews relocated to the United States to avoid service in the South African Military.
9. Don't even think about having sex while in a moving ambulance in Tremonton, Utah as it is extremely illegal. Of course, a stationary ambulance is another story.
10. Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
11. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
12. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.
13. Coffee was first known in Europe as Arabian Wine.
14. Did you know that 85.7% of statistics are made up?
15. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
16. During pregnancy, the average woman's uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size.
17. China was the first country to use paper money.
18. During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep.
19. Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?
20. Death Valley, California, has a point that is 280 feet below sea level

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10:54 AM

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

ok 2nd week of hols.. not much.. so yea, 23 was the Christmas svc! the drama was as usual, extremely well done.. so not as humourous as the previous yrs... i loved last yrs christmas drama, haha... esp the songs and stuff.. tho this yrs was still good too... about a talk show who hears rumours about the Messiah's birth and investigates... the shows producers hav family probs who settle it in the end, as there are similarities among their relationship and that presupposed by joseph and mary... haha.. and did i mention baby Jesus was a real baby? he cried on stage =x.. lol, then we proceeded with the candlelight festival, so nice! the atmosphere was really great, and being our 2nd candlelight svc, was still beautiful.. yea... sang a few more hymns b4 we went off.. we went to hall 6 for the rides and food.. hmm, well thats wat the rest of the cg members did.. i went off quite fast with ryan and sebas.... for clubbing! yea.. 1st time and its underage, so i was allowed... even tho i'm turning 18 in may, nvm... we went to dxo... waited a while for sylvia, debbie and group to bring our tickets and we got glances at tons of ppl waiting for their groups... hmm, plenty of of pretty gals, 'nuff said

well, we went inside after they checked our cards and stuff, i got a stamp on my wrist for under 18... 18 and above got a dxo wristband...we hung around a table area, exploring the place... very cozy place when it was empty but later it was packed... benedict and edwin also turned up, with their fren jieying, another pretty gal...went to their table and we started drinking chivas regal with heavy green tea.. cuz they told me that chivas regal was uh... was it 40 or 60% alcohol level?... neway, it was high percentage, and i wasnt legally allowed to drink, but well. i still did... and the bouncer saw me -.-.. he said he saw me drinking asked me wat i drank..then edwin came over and said i never drank nething then another bouncer came over and said wats the prob... they told him i drank sth... so wat did i do? and i told (shouted, cuz the music was loud) green tea! geez.. the bouncer let me off.. so after that i had to sneak drink when no bouncer was around...zzz, had a good time.. tho later ryan told me 2 cup of chivas was too strong for him so i told him to dump 2 cups for me.. pure! my nose felt like it was on fire, but it was an interesting experience.. pus that, i used my free drink coupon to get absolut vodka, then took like 5 cups of tiger beer b4 they started to limit my drinking.. i still felt normal so i din dance, cuz i have no idea how to...once the alcohol took effect tho edwin asked me to acc him and find ppl to dance with.. well, i was drunk, so i danced! i dunno how i danced cuz i was really feeling the effects of the alcohol... but edwin got a gal, and got her fren to dance with me.. i dun think we really danced togehte,r but oh well, we still did dance.. and yes for u perverts wondering, we did touch a bit, but i was drunk! so i dunno where i touched =x, my eyes were half closed too.. cuz the drunkenness was making me a bit tired... after that we went back to our seats... i fell down and landed on the floor, which led to my shirt being dirtied, so i went to the washroom to clean it off...i fumbled a bit while going to the washroom and guess who i saw? the sam damn bouncer! he said i was drunk but i said i wasnt, so he said prove it by walking straight.. i did, much to his dismay, he said to do it again, looking at him in the eye.. and i did! HAHAA... only problem is, thats y i was sent out -.-, my pupils were dilated.. bleah, so he took me out and got i got to stamps on my wrist, showing that i was banned for the nite.. no biggie, since it was only an hr till the club would close at 4, outside met with the usual marcus and jeremy gang who werent allowed in the club cuz they were too late.. chatted a bit, and avoided police by going to the washroom, cuz they were checking ppl... zzz... after that we went around looking for the bus stop which would bring us to siang's place and subsequently, woodlands for debbie, ryan and benedict... once i reached siang's place i dropped off to sleep immediately...

i woke up around noon and got ready and went off for svc...i still had a major hangover from the previous nite... my stomach was in pain and the alcohol taste was still damn strong in my tongue.. my head wasnt spinning like the previous nite but i wasnt totally conscious either...zzz, neway svc was the same as ystday, tho some gangsters had come for the svc and were disturbing quite a few ppl thru out the drama and altar call...zzz, met up with the cg after and we went to hall 6 to play the rides... fun as usual and i also gave a dedication via the announcer... i doubt n337 heard it tho =/ aye.. after playing the final ride, which was the uncle ringo (some spinning thing, very nice) we went to tampines mall to watch nite in a museum! ate in pastamania 1st tho... then off we went... brilliant movie! haha! damn hilarious and touching at moments... about a museum where everything comes alive at nite cuz of a magical tablet... plot and stuff i wun reveal, but thre's lots of surprises and and stuff... great movie.. i recommend it.. neway after that we hung outside the arcade, wondering wat to do... isabel, huizhen and baozhen were planning to go orchard, for the annual spray.... the rest were planning to go clarke quay to countdown overnite.. me? well, i was asked along for te spraying, but i had already promised (i think) debbie and group that i'd be going over to siang's house, so yea... too bad =/ took a bus straight to siang's place and they had finished most of the food already.. i ate the remaining chicken and corn and stuff and jus hung around the room... till 1159 we counted down! using siang's com clock -.-.. we werent even sure if we had the correct time.. when it reached 12 we shouted of of his condo window "merry christmas!" aye.. it was nice. lol.. smsed tons of ppl and received plenty of wishes too, plus a few calls.. so best wishes everyone! forgot wat we did later on... but i know that i was woken up by debbie and ryan, they were leaving 1st.. as for me.. i wanted to sleep longer, lol... tho i left after 5 more hrs of sleep... arrived home and wished my parents merry christmas too.. ate out, good time..

i went back home and next day went to adrians place.. eh, the usual? i continued my game of gdo of war.. and i finished it! well... sort of, i went extremely far compared to my previous time here and i ended up facing ares... i one the 1st round, but as it loaded the 2nd part of the battle, it froze! DAMMIT!! i went to far in the game only to have it freeze?! ARGH.. well... we did some other stuff neway.. play at ks, go out, eat, hang around with some other frens.. yea.. usual stuff.. tho the earthquake in taiwan caused the net to crash -.-.. and at the time of this typing, some ppl still dun have their proper net back yet... yup.. i left on fri... so svc was next day! i forgot wat happened =/... ubt as usual, i know it was good... lol, so yea watever... sunday was new yrs eve, and adrian asked me to countdown with the gang at vivo... but i was too lazy to. zzz, so how did i spend my new yrs? eating dinner with my dad and then we went to some uncles house... a few other amilies were thre too. jus drinking beer and beer and beer...zzz, even after 10 cans i was still alrite.. i hope thats good thing? we din even countdown. jus talking and stuff and we realized it was passed midnite! lol... crappy, my last 2 yrs i din countdown for new yrs... last yr was spent in a movie theatre, this yr was spent in a house drinking -.-, ah well.. i dun mind, new yrs isnt as interesting as christmas neway.. so yea.. thats my 2nd week of hols... next up, 3rd week!

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5:51 AM

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alrite.. its really been ages since i posted.. mainly cuz of laziness... its like whenever u wanna do sth and are about to do it and u jus stop and do sth else and then forget about ur previous engagement.. zzz.. so ya i'll be making 3 posts.. this one talking about my 1st week of hols.. in kl,next post about my 5 day stay at adrian's place, then the 3rd one, the final week of hols i had... so fast -.-... y does skool have to restart so fast?!

well.. mainly i've made it into 3 posts cuz i know debbie will complain if i make it too long again, not to mention i've had a usual track record of 100 posts a yr.. considering their size, thats quite an achievement.. and due to crappy net connections and MANY probs last yr, i needa add on more posts this yr to make up for the posts i din have last yr.. so making 3 posts.. kinda cheating... but who cares =p

rite.. so a few days ago wayne had asked me to go kl with him.. mainly cuz his sis and her 10 fren backed out last min.. his mom had made reservations for 3 rooms and it was too late to unbook them.. best chance? at least invite some pplto take the rooms.. lol... he had asked the usual group, me, yangsheng, minkuan and andrew.. tho only me and yangsheng were free... so after packing at home... they found my place and off we went to kl! we played the word game along the way.... kinda interesting when u've got nth better to do.... i'll explain it another time.. typing doent cut it to describe this game.. lol.. so yea.. once we arrived in kl and took our rooms in berjaya times square hotel, we jus hung around the hotel room.. checking out the area... swimming pool, gym, spa... not bad, basially walking around the 1st day.. then had a dinner afterward... cost over rm100! for 4 ppl.. each of us picked out one dish for everyone to enjoy.. lol, rice included.. damn filing, damn nice.. walked around a bit to find a piercing shop (cost rm3.50...zzz, s'pore costs $4!) so now i've got 7 piercings =D...we went back to the hotel room and the 3 of us played cards (forgot to say, wayne's mom slept in another room.. while their family fren took the remaining room) played cards and i took a bath.. my first bath i around 12 yrs! i've been taking showers for so long that i've kinda forgot how to enjoy a bath properly... so nice.. a hot bath, damn relaxing too... by the time i came out, both of them had fallen asleep... so yea, i was stuck sleeping with yangsheng while wayne had the bed all to himself -.-... zzz... midway thru the nite, yangsheng was sleeptalking about uploading in youtube -.-... wat the, woke me halfway.. after trying to talk to him, i realized he was sleep talking... zzz, so i turned on the tv (mainly to drown out his sounds) and drifted back to sleep...

next day i was woken up by them.. zzz, so early too! din sleep well cuz of the sleeptalk of uploading -.-... neway today we went to some IT mall.. its HUGE, and brilliant.. lol, sth like sim lim but looks way better, sim lim's kinda rundown..neway checked out com stuff and more.. after that we went around a few other malls and walked around b4 eating.. after that we went back to the hotel but noticed a crowd gathering at some place.. we went down and saw that it was a choir from some european country (wayne said croatia... i have no idea) singing in the main square.. we had nth better to do so we jus stood there and watched them.. noticeable ppl include the black hair soloist, who sang in malay! and a blondie, who was hands down the prettiest in the entire cohort... nehoo, after they sang we went back up to our room.. another scene here -.-... saw a pretty gal walk in, wearing business attire, walk in.. obviously i look at the face when she's coming in the elevator rite? she turned around and i noticed sth shining... looked down and realized she was wearing a g string made out of silver -.-.. her back zip on her skirt was unopened! i looked at the other guys and they were like trying to pretend nth happened... i was like.. well, better not look.. so i looked away... when she got off i quickly closed the door.. unfortunately that gave me another peek -.-, felt bad.. lol.. went back to our rooms and jus slacked around.. we were hungry so we went down to the food court to eat... another racist restaurant -.-... only place left open was italian.. one guy asked in malay to the malay chef, one pizza plz.. we were jus 2 secs behind him and asked for pizzas too... he said no more.. so he pointed out wat was left on the menu.. a few pastas... i picked out a cheap but big one and he said oh, that one no more... even tho i pointed it out earlier.. another guy came, spoke malay and ordered sth... i realized later it was the same one i pointed -.-! zzz, racist... so me and yangsheng ate our pastas slowly ordered by a racist fella... wayne din wanna eat.. went back home and took another bath.. so nice... when i came back yangsheng and wayne were sleeping on the same bed.. so i had the other bed all to myself =D

next morn i was awoken by them -.-.. they shouted "blondie's swimming!" i was like WHERE! LOL... geez.. turns out that the choir gals were staying in our hotel and were swimming.. so they asked me to get ready and all swim together.. reached the pool and went in.. it was FREEZING... to a point that when i whacked wayne's hand he couldnt feel it -.-... nehoo, we couldnt help but look in the choir gals directions all the time.. u should know y -.-.. me and wayne did swim near them sometimes but yangsheng was a little (ok, a lot) chicken to go near them.. zzz, so we jus did our own stuff.. dive, swim under each other's legs to see our swim styles... lying on the floor, flips, plenty of stuff... wayne's mom brought us some chicken.. so we ate then later went back down to swim.. the pool was EMPTY... totally... well we continued to swim a bit and since we were back in the freezing water which we all loved we jus chatted mainly... doing stupid stuff.. lol... after that we got dried... passed by the gym and decided to go to a place we saw as "entertainment" on the tourist map they had.. we went and found out its a clubbing place -.-! so we went around the various shopping malls...most were boring but one that we went to.. damn nice.. SUPER high class... the entire basement is a pub area.. everything has an AMAZING ambience to it... the upper floors are equally high class... there's even a lounge area with lots of comfy chairs for the public.. obviously the price for everything in the mall was super expensive...but it was kool to be in such a high class mall.. even s'pores paragon is extremely cheapskate compared to that place.. later we met with wayne's mom and she treated us swensens.. thanx! i ate steak and later a few slices of pizzas, and still ate chicken baked rice with cheese.. damn filling.. as a dessert i still chose earthquake cuz i thot i could take it.. wel i guess not... lol... it was HUGE.... only ate like a quarter of it b4 i couldnt take it nemore -.-.. so the rest took it... lol... wentback to the hotel and walked around.. thinking of wat to do next, decided to watch eragon... very good movie, i havent read the book yet cuz jus seeing the cover turned me off completely -.-.. there's definitely gonna be a 2nd part... with the 2 remaining dragons left! aye.. we walked around and decided to go bowling the next morn.. then leave after that cuz yangsheng needed to go batam.. tho he mite not be able to cuz we heard that johor was being flooded... so yea.. we went back to the hotel room.. slacking around and me taking another sweet bath b4 going to sleep

next morn they woke me up and we went down to bowl... wayne's mom exluded.. she din join...down there only us and a couple of gals (who happened to take the alley next to us =D), borrowed wayne's socks (cuz i only brought slippers for the ride to kl) and rented the bowling shoes... and off we went to play! damn wayne couldnt put our preferred nicknames bt had to make some for us...zzz, called me barbarian, called yangsheng !xobile (u wun get the joke unless u've watched russell peters) and he called himself freek (yea.. not freak, but freek...zzz).. the 2 gals besideus, the one who kept looking at me (wee~~) put up hams as her name.. her fren put cows.... lmao...nehoo.. hams wasnt brilliantly good looking but pretty enuff... so i kept looking at her while she kept looking back! lol.... most we did was sit on chairs beside each other, but i din do nething.. mainly cuz the freek and !xobile were there... coulda easily gotten her number if they werent there...zzz, nehoo they left 1st, so 3 of us still played until our games were up, and off we went to meet wayne's mom and eat kenny rogers... and guess who we saw when the person led us to our table? hams and cows! i mean not literally, but u know.. our bowling alley mates earlier.. not real cows and hams (??) walking around...hams was shocked and dropped her fork =x, so i hope thats good reaction? eh... yea... halfway eating they left tho, cuz they were done with their meals when we ordered ours.. so yup, after our filling meal we left off back to the hotel... packed up our stuff and off we went to the carpark... got in, and they dropped me off at puduraya bus terminal... i was going to genting! and by myself for that matter.. hmm... bought my ticket and took the bus to the mountain where genting is... the ride was quite long, me sleeping thru out most of the journet til i noticed that we were going up the mountain... its damn long, but i din mind.. the scenery going up is really BEAUTIFUL...the mists and stuff surrounding the trees, the fact u cant see far once ur higher up, really makes it nice.. as tho u were going up in a dream...even better once the bus stopped and i took the cable car up... shared with 7 others...and an added bonus, one pretty gal sitting beside me =p, in the cable car u go even higher and the mists are are unbelievable, u cant see out at all! u can see a few trees during the lower parts but once ur higher up, u cant see nething and its really kool... like ur going up to heaven without ne worries at all... woots, damn peaceful

once i reached genting resort, i ended up taking the wrong way and went to a hotel WAY further than the one adrian and gang were at, so i kinda got myself stuck in the blistering cold carying 3 bags around... zzz, so it was very enjoyable, closest thing i've come to as a winter since i left canada... neway, they were watching a movie.. so i was stuck waiting for them to finish it.. quite boring so i went down to an area beside the gym and read some epistles b4 i dropped off to sleep... when i woke up 2 hrs had passed, and they finally called me to find me... brought me up to their hotel room and we did some stuff once i dropped my bags down... rock climbing, which i easily reached the top (adrian din make it =p), bowling where i did quite badly, tho adrian somehow got 4 strikes but din win the game, and later we went to take a car ride OUTDOOR and drive around a fixed track... well, besides getting wet and soaked, andthe rest putting on jackets while i wore the cg tee, we enjoyed ourselves and disturbed couples sitting on parts that were near the track.. LOL, i did slip after we got off.. zzz, so i had to take a shower and change.. they dared me to wear sleeveless and jersey shorts out... and well, i accepted of course, i love the cold! we hung around, mostly checking out gals =x and seeing the ppl enjoy the rides and stuff... then we went out to starbucks and hung out there, oh ya, did i mention its outdoor? yup... everyone there was wearng long sleeve or thick clothing... i got stares from EVERYONE..LOL, well we were jus doing magic tricks and card games there till we got bored and went to the lanshop where i watched them play dota and o2jam after.. i din wanna play cuz it was bloody expensive! rm10 an hr.. zzz, so yea. i jus watched my new fren whose name i forgotten by no wplay o2jam.. he's an insane pro... around 5am we went back to the rooms and slept... chiasheng took a last good nite smoke b4 we slept... -.-! we were planning to wake up at 10 and go to some hot pool, instead our rooms ppl overslept and we slept till like 1pm? thruout the morning the other rooms guys were bashing on our door, telling us to wake up.. we were too tired.. haha, so too bad =x, tho i eventually unlocked the door for them to come in, we hung around the place i slept when i arrived in the beginning and jus talked and played cards there.. till it was nearly time for our tour bus to arrive and we went to starbucks again... drank stuff and we went to the bus terminal a bit of a walk away, a few nutsos joined me to walk outside in the blistering wind which had gotten so bad, even plastic signboards were fluttering like flags... took our bus back to jb with some stops along the way for food and toilet breaks, andy kept disturbing everyone thru out the journey -.-... went to adrians place b4 my dad picked me up... that ends my 1st week of hols... 18-22 dec..

well next up is my 2nd week of hols... so yea... enjoy =x

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Interesting... I haven't been stopped by checkpoint for a while, mainly because of my haircut, I guess I look less gangsterous now?

Anyhoo, that thought died as the lady scanned my card. I could pretty much see that she wasn't very sure of herself as she was scanning my student pass. Hmmm, well, she let me off, so I was like "what was that about". I got my answer a mere seconds later entering the gates where you scanned your belongings. I picked up my bag and suddenly an officer I had seen run after I was winding down the path to the scanning area stopped me.

"Excuse me, can I see your passport please?"

Sure, I took it from my bag and passed it to him. He seemed confused and asked his two colleagues there to take a look. They asked why I didn't stamp my passport in Malaysia which would give me a legal stamp of exiting. I explained that I had a stamp on the back of my passport, coupled with my Social Visit pass, which allowed me to stamp in and out only once a month at Malaysia's custom to save space in my passport. They took a closer look and yeah, I was let off.. um, sort of.

They were about to let me go, but as always, I'm checked for my belongings, yet again! So they opened up my bag and asked me whether I smoked, obviously I said no. Then they asked me whether I took drugs, which I again said no! I don't know whats up with the drugs and smoking questions I always seem to get while being stopped at the checkpoint. He checked my bag and the female colleague asked where I studied, telling her ITE, the guy checking my bag said "Bible school?" Eh, nopes dude. He saw my bag was empty except for my cellphone, lab book for school and my Bible, which I bring around everywhere I go. Suddenly he stopped checking and let me off, complimenting me on my hair, saying I looked cool. I didn't know what to do except thank him and look puzzled, meanwhile his female colleague looked at me and said I was cute. Um, at this I nearly laughed out. Though she was young (and quite pretty =x) I was a little taken aback, cause I don't really like being called cute, no matter who it's from, I mean come on...me, cute? Most of your colleagues brand me as a gangster, since when was there a cute gangster?

Ah well, I still liked the compliment... Thanks?

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy 7

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